Pickup Lines

Gathered from many different sources. If you have any lines that you think should be included, email them to Al

• Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
  
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
  
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
  
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  
• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
  
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
  I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
  
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
  
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  
• That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  
• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  
• Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
  
• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  
• Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
  
• Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
  
• If you were a booger I would pick you first.
  
• Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.
  
• Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
  
• I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.
  
• Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
  
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
  
• I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  
• Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
  
• Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!
  
• There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
  
• You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
  
• My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.
  
• Hey gorgeous, the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying.
  
• I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
  
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
  
• Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
  
• I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  
• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
  
• Bond. James Bond
  
• How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
  
• If I pet you, would you follow me home?
  
• I'm not wearing any pants.
  
• I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
  
• I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
  
• You remind me of my Grandma, except I haven't slept with you yet.
  
• You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
  
• Do you just wanna get naked?
  
• Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
  
• Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
  
• Are you free tonight, or is it gonna cost me?
• Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
  
• Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
  
• I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
  
• Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
  
• Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
  
• Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
  
• You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
  
• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
  
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
  
• Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  
• Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
  
• Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
  
• Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
  
• Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
  
• Hi! Can I buy you a car?
  
• I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
  
• You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
  
• You're ugly but you intrigue me.
  
• Hey baby...infect me!
  
• Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
  
• No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
  
• Be unique and different, say yes.
  
• If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
  
• Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
• If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.
  
• (To someone wearing a wetsuit, i.e. surfer, bodyboarder, etc.): Are you wet in that suit?
  
• What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
  
• Hi there! Do you wanna see something really swell?
  
• Why don't you surprise your room-mate and not come home tonite?
  
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Oh well then, please start.
• You look so good, when I saw you I almost had a hard attack.
  
• Sweetheart, you make me wanna get a job.
  
• Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
  
• Helen was so lovely the Trojans climbed into a horse. You're so gorgeous I'd climb into a Trojan.
  
• Nice legs. What time do they open?
  
• I hope you have a library card because I checking you out.
  
• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  
• I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
  
• Since you lost your virginity, can I play with the box it came in?
  
• You must eat a lot of lucky charms because you are magically delicious!
• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
  
• Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Watch for those yes answers]
  
• You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  
• Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
  
• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  
• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  
• My name's [your name]. That's just so you know what to scream.
• My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover".
  
• Can I flirt with you?
  
• [Look at her/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: o Checking to see if you're the right size.
  
• All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  
• If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? or...(my favorite).... , would you hold me against it?
  
• I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
  
• [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  
• Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]